The Hungary Games
March 26th, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Total Football
Water Polo (9 Olympic Gold Medals)
Men’s Swimming (13 Olympic Gold Medals)
Women’s Swimming (10 Olympic Gold Medals)
Ulti
Goulash
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An Editor’s Guide to Shorthand Marginalia
March 20th, 2012 § 1 Comment
WC — Questionable word choice; cut?
? — What are you trying to say here?
?? — I have no idea what this means.
??? — Cut.
Dick. — Too Dickensian.
WWCD — What would Carver do?
DBD — Don’t be a dick.
Cut or revise — Cut.
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Celebrity Apprentices Through Time & Space
January 30th, 2012 § 2 Comments
Satan
Adam
Noah
Plato
Lugwig von Beethoven
Benjamin Franklin
Vincent Van Gogh
Mickey Mouse
Darth Vader
Rose Tyler
Donald Trump Jr.
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LinkedIn’s Recommendations on How to Complete My Profile
January 28th, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Request a recommendation from a colleague, pet, or “Nickels” the homeless man on the corner who wears a Chipotle burrito bowl as a hat.
List your fluency in pig Latin, Old English, and Latin (writing only).
Describe the time you brought that homemade Apple Cake into the office and how it increased productivity by 500%.
Include more skills like social media, vinyasa yoga, or sorting through your tumblr queue and reblogging gifs of kittens swatting at laser pointers and falling off of furniture.
Include a link to your extensive portfolio of writing, storyboards, and gothic sock puppet monologues.
Add another job.
